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Showing posts with label mary kay sucks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mary kay sucks. Show all posts

20090918

Last Night

ok. so last night i went to a Mary Kay party with my mom & her co-workers. it was interesting because they make-up consultant didn't know what she was doing. she knew how to apply the make-up but not how to match the foundation to the women's complexions. one of the women had a semi fair complexion & the woman gave her a very very pale foundation color. she almost looked dead & the consultant continued to tell everyone that they looked "GREAT! OH HONEY YOU LOOK AMAZING!" she looked horrible. i have a some-what beige complexion & i have a lot of freckles ( i mean i have freckles EVERYWHERE! and i do mean EVERYWHERE, sorry TMI ) so the lady gave me a a dark ass color. it actually blended in with my freckles but the rest of my face looked caked & disgusting. THEN we put on bronzer that was so fucking dark it was almost like the outside of a coconut. it was like dooki brown.


well w/e i played along w/ all the women & the make-up "consultant" ( who btw is a paralegal, NOT a make-up artist ). she even said that growing up she was a tomboy & never wore make-up until about 6 years ago. i ended up buying a really cute lipgloss though.

oh! & the moisturizer we put on made my mom have an allergic reaction & had to take all her make-up off. & i asked her how someone can get a full time job working as a REAL make-up artist for Mary Kay & she was like "uhhh ummm welll... umm uhhh... i uhhh don't ummm... really ... likee.... know?" OMG

*sigh*

ok that's the end of my rant.